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Yes everybody, that is your dear moderator. I had just the right amount of booze in me and the photo was taken at exactly the right moment.
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There is no such thing as a Secret Goth Cabal that monitors who purchases black eyeliner and vampire novels and sends out the Secret Membership application once someone has accumulated enough Goth Points
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I’m the type if weird person that beats people in telling jokes at parties because nobody knows all the clean jokes except for me. Everybody has heard every dirty joke, but they haven’t heard any of the clean jokes or don’t remember them.
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Stealing this sass from the Evil Queen herself.
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It’s true. EVerything you THINK you know about me is true. I am an EVIL, twisted devil-worshipper. I sacrifice kittens and babies. Then dance NAKED covered in their BLOOD. Around a bonfire. Calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the WICKED to immortal supremacy on earth. Plus, your slut of a daughter gang bangs me and my friends on your dinner table in exchange for CRACK COCAINE. I hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, mom, and everything American. Especially the PRESIDENT. But most of all, I hate YOU with a murderous passion you can barely understand with your limited intellect. Everything you feared about me is completely TRUE. Oh, and I know where you live.
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